Oh For The Love Of

When people try to set me up with their buddy's buddy who just moved back to town, or the guy who did the wood carving in their yard last summer, or the organist from church, or the new guy at the bank, what I want to tell them is that, yes, I believe that there is someone out there for everyone. And that the great thing is that we were all born with this person! So it's pretty damn easy to find them, but the amazing thing is the sheer number of people who go around looking for this person everywhere but where they should be looking.

Hello America! Another person does not complete you! Only you can complete you! Despite what those Budweiser ads keep telling you!